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Higgs Boson Seems To Prove That The Universe Doesn’t Exist
None of us should be here. In fact, the whole world, the stars and the galaxies shouldn’t be here either. According to a new cosmological study, our whole Universe should have blinked out of existence an instant after it was first created.
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